Parenting is hard.
Logging hands-free in the dark shouldn't be.
Hands-free voice logging, predictive wake window guidance, and doctor visit dossiers—built with 100% privacy and zero data leaks to public AI models.
Join the Priority Waitlist
Be the first to experience hands-free voice logging, precision circadian nap forecasting, and pediatric dossiers before public store launch.
Live circadian wake window, nap timers & vitals
The “Zero OpenAI Leaks” Privacy Pledge
Parents are rightfully sensitive about their children's data. Bangoos is engineered with local-first inference so your family's most vulnerable moments stay strictly yours.
Never Fed to Public LLMs
Baby logs, cry recordings, milestone photos, and daily routines are never sent to OpenAI or used to train public generative models.
Zero Third-Party Ad Brokers
Your family data is never sold, monetized, or tracked across marketing networks. Zero analytics or behavior profiling trackers.
Complete Family Isolation
Strict cryptographic boundary. Only you and your explicitly invited co-parents, nannies, or grandparents have access.
Engineered for the Realities of Parenting
Four core pillars designed to eliminate cognitive fatigue and restore peace of mind during your baby's first years.
One-Click Siri-Style Ambient Voice Orb
Tap the glowing coral orb to speak naturally while holding a sleeping baby in the dark (“Liam drank 4 oz and fell asleep”—logged instantly without tapping tiny buttons or blinding screen glare).
Predictive Wake Windows & Bedtime Guidance
Circadian-aware nap suggestions and sleep pressure modeling calculate exact sweet-spot wake window timers to prevent overtired meltdowns before they start.
1-Tap Doctor Visit Dossier
One clean, organized PDF and CSV summarizing your baby's details, recent feeding volumes, diaper frequency, and vitals ready for pediatric appointments with zero foggy memory.
Co-Parent & Caregiver Village Sync
Real-time handoffs between parents, nannies, and grandparents with live photo check-ins, shared daily milestone albums, and coordinated feeding notifications.
Exclusive Waitlist Perks
Join before the public store launch to secure founding cohort privileges and direct access to the product engineering lab.
Be among the first cohort invited to test beta builds on iOS TestFlight & Google Play Beta before public App Store availability.
First 500 waitlist members receive 3 months of Plus Tier (Smart AI Assistant, Live Wake Windows, and Doctor Visit Dossier) free at launch.
Access a private feedback channel to request features, suggest logging prompts, and communicate directly with the House of 79 team.
Overcoming Common Hesitations
Everything you need to know about early access rollout, tiers, and data integrity.
When will Bangoos launch?
Invites are rolling out in batches starting in upcoming beta releases for Apple TestFlight and Google Play Beta. Waitlist members are enrolled in order of their ticket position.
Will there be a free version?
Yes. Bangoos includes a permanent Free Tier for essential daily logging (feeding, sleep, diapers, milestone photos), plus optional Plus and Pro upgrades for predictive AI insights and doctor dossiers.
Is Bangoos a medical diagnostic tool?
No. Bangoos provides non-diagnostic parenting insights and organized daily observations to help you have informed, productive discussions with your pediatrician.
What are the minimum hardware & OS requirements?
Optimized for iOS 17.0+ (utilizing Apple Neural Engine) and Android 14.0+ (ARM64 with on-device tensor acceleration). High-efficiency local inference operates smoothly without draining battery life.
“Bangoos is an intelligent parenting support tool designed for observational logging and developmental insights. It does not provide medical advice or diagnosis.”
Adheres strictly to Apple App Store Guideline 5.1.1 and Google Play Families Policy.